Noobs. Nobody likes them, but they’re everywhere. Games, forums, hell they’re even using Ubuntu Linux because ThEY aR3 tHe sUoPreE 1337! (it’s ubuntu noobs, get over it.) They’re not like you and me, they constantly say faggish things. For example,

Super1337Noob: poop Super1337Noob: poop Super1337Noob: poop Super1337Noob: poop Super1337Noob: LOL I AM SEVEN. You: shut the fuck up.

They spam a lot, as you just read, and will ask noobish questions. Such as,

LOL HOW DUZ I GET THE CRAKDSZ APS ON MUY ITUCH???’v1v?

You don’t asshole. Pay for your apps. But that’s a whole other thing.

Newbs are way different from noobs.

Newbs are normal newbies who want to know the basics of a game or ask a question and do it normally.

Noobs spam repeatedly, speak in broken english and act retarded.

I know I’m just repeating myself, so the bottom line is, don’t be a noob, it’s not funny and nobody likes you.

—britishtaco