October 2009
6 posts
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Annoying Ads
Ads. An adequate way to make money, and support a website, but annoying nonetheless. Text ads from Google AdSense and such are fine, as long as they aren’t smeared all over the place.
Flash and Animated GIF ads
These are the worst. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY is going to EVER give a worthless shitfuck about them, yet they’re everywhere. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve...
Facebook's URL System [mini-rant]
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FACEBOOK!?
Ok, Facebook has devised a clever new way to ‘enhance’ you’re experience (no, they’re not imitating twitter this time). Now, to prevent the small task of reloading the top bar and bottom toolbar, they’ve done this:
NORMAL: http://facebook.com/home.php (click on link)—-> http://facebook.com/otherpage.php
STUPID:...
Yo Momma Jokes
This was probably one of the worst… no… THE SINGLE WORST invention of mankind. You know, even worse than Vista, Swine Flu, and Kanye West. Ever notice that you can never get in an argument with a normal everyday kid at school without their final blow being “THAT’S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID!!21q24” or “I DID YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!!?!314yoshi!!1”. Yeah, fuck all of...
Apple and the Appstore
Apple. Maker of all things good. Macs. iPods. Perfect, amirite?
WRONG.
Not only are Macs and iPods NOT the most amazing things ever to grace the earth, but Apple is full of idiots. The iPhone/iPod touch Appstore, conceivably Apple’s greatest idea, is run by some complete morons. Daily, we see apps like “iFart”, “MegaGunPro”, and other useless apps that consist of a...
Rant on Noobs
Noobs. Nobody likes them, but they’re everywhere. Games, forums, hell they’re even using Ubuntu Linux because ThEY aR3 tHe sUoPreE 1337! (it’s ubuntu noobs, get over it.) They’re not like you and me, they constantly say faggish things. For example,
Super1337Noob: poop
Super1337Noob: poop
Super1337Noob: poop
Super1337Noob: poop
Super1337Noob: LOL I AM SEVEN.
You: shut the...